I have a friend who lives in a place like this:
 Another guy who lives there drives something like this:
 Another guy who lives there drives something like this:  Or maybe it looks like this:
Or maybe it looks like this:
 You might be thinking "Dat's a tight whip yo!"
You might be thinking "Dat's a tight whip yo!" 
Let the whack daddy help you, just place one of these in the window:  Use the money to move out of your WHACK apartment, buy a house, watch it go up in value (instead of down like your PHAT ride was doing)
Use the money to move out of your WHACK apartment, buy a house, watch it go up in value (instead of down like your PHAT ride was doing)
and never waste money on RIMS, an APARTMENT, or a GAS GUZZLER again.
because...
That's WHACK YO

